Aspirin – Contraindications • Pot smoking
People who smoke pot drop dead when they take this drug. So they shouldn't do it. • Smuggling diamonds
People who smuggle diamonds choke to death when they take this drug.
No one knows why, but they still shouldn't do it. – Warnings • Do not chew sharp objects!
Chewing sharp objects creates punctures all along the GI system (which Drew Pinsky claims,
beyond all rationality, is outside the body. This causes the drug to be absorbed mega-quickly,
resulting in a rush that can impair the user's judgment. • May cause fainting!
Whether through loss of blood pressure, or because it just scares the shit out of people,
fainting is a danger. People therefore shouldn't take the stuff when operating machinery
with lots of rotating gears and metal stamping. – Vague worries • We're running out of oil
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